Snoozeletter: Hey Brian You're Fired
Hey Brian you’re fired for not sleeping on company time. Deborah took these photos of you.
Now that we got that out of the way let’s take a look at some of
Brian’s best work while at Napwear:
The Coziest Coffee
Brian and the AI team were really getting somewhere with this cozy coffee idea. Same weave pattern as a Prince tennis racket. It would have been very Napwear approved.
Never shutting up about tennis.
Another thing Brian aced was never shutting up about tennis.
“Let’s make it the same weave pattern as a Prince.”
“Working with Brian was… different.” says coworker Kara. “You would be having a big quarterly meeting—we did drinkware design together—and he would chime in but only ever talk about tennis.”
“How much of what we’re doing in drinkware is a poach*?”
[*POACH – To hit a ball in doubles at the net that would normally have been played by one’s partner.]
Kara:
Brian would drink from these mugs every day at Napwear.
Kara:
One day I was so tired of Brian’s tennis talk I jammed his tennis ball in the muffler of his car. This was his reaction:
He liked the sound a lot. Now he does it every day.
I heard he doesn’t drive faster than 40 miles per hour because he says something like
‘If a tennis score can’t go past 40, why should my car?’
Have you guys shown his house yet?
Snoozeletter:
No not yet.
Kara:
Are you serious? You have to show his house.
Snoozeletter:
This… This is where Brian lives…